E-MAIL SURVIVAL KIT

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E-MAIL SURVIVAL KIT


AFAIC         As Far As I'm Concerned
AISI          As I See It
ANFAWFOS      And Now For A Word Word From Our Sponsor
ANFAWFOWS     And Now For A Word Word From Our WEB Sponsor
AOL           Assholes On Line
ASAP          As Soon As Possible
ASAFP         As Soon As Friggin Possible
AWGTHTGTTA    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA   Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
B4            Before
BCNU          Be Seeing You
BFD           Big Fucking Deal
BK            Bo Knows
BNF           Big Name Fan
BOT           Back On Topic
BTSOOM        Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BT            Byte This!
BTW           By The Way
BTWBO         Be There With Bells On
CIAO          Goodbye (Italyin Itlin Itlen Italian) :-)
CIS           CompuServe Information Service
CMF           Count My Fingers!
CTC           Choaking The Chicken
CUL           Catch You Later/See You Later
CUL8R         See You Later
CWYL          Chat With You Later
DBEYR         Don't Believe Everything You Read
DDD           Direct Distance Dial
DHYB          Don't Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD      Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DQYDJ         Don't Quit You're Day Job
DYSTSOTT      Did You See The Size Of That Thing
FE            Fatal Error
FTASB         Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL           Faster Than Light
FUBAR         Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB          Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FWIW          For What It's Worth
FYI           For Your Information
FYM           For Your Misinformation
GE            GEnie Information Service
GEE           No, GTE
GIGO          Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST        Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GR&D          Grinning Running & Ducking
HAK           Hugs And Kisses
HUYA          Head Up Your A$$
HHOK          Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K       Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HIOOC         Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
HTH           Hope This Helps
HUA           Heads Up, Ace
IAC           In Any Case
IAE           In Any Event
IANAL         I Am Not A Lawyer
IANAC         I Am Not A Crook
IAO           I Am Outtahere
IBCNU         I'll Be Seeing You
IBTD          I Beg To Differ
IFABCTE       I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
IITYWTMWYKM   If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYLMA  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
IIWM          If It Were Me
ILSHIBAMF     I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBMS      I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
IMCO          In My Considered Opinion
IMHO          In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO        In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO           In My Opinion
INPO          In No Particular Order
IOW           In Other Words
ISP           Internet Service Provider
KISS          Keep It Simple Stupid
L8R           Later
LD            Long Distance
LDTTWA        Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA          Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LOL           Laughing Out Loud
LSHHTCMS      Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
LTIP          Laughing Till I Puke
MTFBWY        May The Force Be With You
NBFD          No Big Fucking Deal
NFW           No Fucking Way
NRN           No Reply Necessary
NYCFS         New York City Finger Salute
OAUS          On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS         On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OATIS         On A Totally Irrelevant Subject
OBTW          Oh By The Way
OI            Operator Indisposed
OMIK          Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA          Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA         Oh No Not This Again
OOTC          Obligatory On Topic Comment
OTOH          On The Other Hand
OTOOH         On The Other Other Hand
OTSH          On The Same Hand
OWTTE         Or Words To That Effect
OZ            Australia
PITA          Pain In The A$$
PMF           Pull My Finger
RBTL          Read Between The Lines
RML           Read My Lips
RMM           Read My Mail
ROTFL         Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTM          Right On The Money
RSN           Real Soon Now
RTFM          Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)
SH            Shit Happens
SH2M          Shit Happens To Me
SITD          Still In The Dark
SOI           Sit On It
SOL           Shit Outta Luck
STM           Spank The Monkey
SysOp         System Operator
SYP           Send Your Password
TAFL          Take A Flying Leap
TANSTAAFL     There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
TDTM          Talk Dirty To Me
TFASB         Time For A Sex Break
TFN           Thanks For Nothin'
TIA           Thanks In Advance
TIC           Tongue In Cheek
TISEC         Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
TLA           Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
TM            Trust Me
TSR           Terminate and Stay Resident
TSR           Totally Stuck in RAM
TTT           That's The Ticket
TWHAB         This Won't Hurt A Bit
VI            Village Idiot
WDIPME        Where Did I Put My Excedrin
WEB           World Wide Wait
WGAFS         Who Gives A Flying Squat
WIT           Wordsmith In Training
WMG           Wheres My Glasses
WTHDTIM       What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
WTSDS         Where The Sun Don't Shine
WYSIWYG       What You See Is What You Get
WYSIUWYW      What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
YGBK          You Gotta Be Kiddin'
<g>           Grin
<G>           Big Grin
<s>           Little shit
<S>           Big shit
<f>           Little fuck
<F>           Big fuck
<FU>          obvious