View Full Version : The Skallas Wearable ATM. Be your own bank and cha
Keefe
01-25-2002, 10:12 PM
The soon to be patented Skallas Wearable ATM. So you're going out and need some money? Put this on and watch all those expensive banking fees turn into a small fortune. Set the time-lock harness for 4 hours (only way to remove it would be to either destroy the machine or dismemeber your corpse) and go outside a club, sports event, or wherever people need money and where you can provide a cheaper ATM experience. The machines in Wrigley field want at least $2 per transaction, set yourself to $1.50 and start hollaring, "Get your money here! Money here! $1.50 fee!" Glow-in-the-dark and child-sized models coming soon. Email me about pricing, fees, and sizing information.
I can see muggings on the rise this year..
Uranium-235
01-25-2002, 11:30 PM
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aoC_PRoZaK
01-26-2002, 06:04 AM
would you lough at me if i ask if this is serious?
cc_dex
01-26-2002, 09:19 AM
That does look real cool though....
thetechfreak
01-26-2002, 01:23 PM
i love it!
I sure wouldn't advise anyone to strap one on and walk around down here on the redneck riveria - especially after dark.
But then come to think of it, maybe I could strap one on and be a ' glad handler ' down here at some fancy seafood restaurant, catching them when they come in. That might be a good way to supplement my retirement income.
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