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[Keefe]

I have started this thread to help share my knowledge with others. I am an expert in many things, I urge you to ask me anything. I will answer any questions whether it be on relationships, money, sex, business, travel, nightlife, anything!

Let the dispersal of my knowledge begin!

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[Uranium-235]

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :confused:

[Keefe]

That question insults my intellect, however, I shall answer it anyways.

Modern technology has allowed researchers to determine exactly how much wood a woodchuck can chuck. It turns out that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck and average of 745 butt cords of wood per day.

If you have no other time on your hands, Uranium, you may visit this site (http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html) to edulge your woodchucking fetish.