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Keefe
05-10-2002, 04:43 PM
This is my new favorite website

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

aoC_PRoZaK
05-10-2002, 06:20 PM
yeah, it helped me exploit visionary architectures and disintermediate SPAMsome out-of-the-box metrics. i was able to maximize the efficiency of my systems ;D 8) ??? ::) :P

Uranium-235
05-10-2002, 06:31 PM
:D ;D

Keefe
05-10-2002, 08:28 PM
I think the new goal of Netsmog is to "architect integrated communities".

aoC_PRoZaK
05-11-2002, 07:22 AM
nah, why don't you expedite value-added web-readiness? netsmog could be used to deliver synergistic portals and synthesize end-to-end e-markets. with the integration of plug-and-play mindshare we can also synergize leading-edge solutions by e-enableing cross-platform communications between collaborative users. muhahahahahaha, i think i'll get meself a job as e-business manager or stuff, i will revolutionize virtual supply chains by integrating matrix metrics ;D

thetechfreak
05-12-2002, 04:24 AM
if they do.. im afraid

aoC_PRoZaK
05-12-2002, 09:32 AM
nah, why don't you expedite value-added web-readiness? netsmog could be used to deliver synergistic portals and synthesize end-to-end e-markets. with the integration of plug-and-play mindshare we can also synergize leading-edge solutions by e-enableing cross-platform communications between collaborative users. muhahahahahaha, i think i'll get meself a job as e-business manager or stuff, i will revolutionize virtual supply chains by integrating matrix metrics ;D


if i can, anyone can ::)

Keefe
05-12-2002, 10:09 PM
I have to go scale dynamic relationships. SPAMI'll be back later.

aoC_PRoZaK
05-13-2002, 06:23 AM
plz integrate one-to-one e-business solutions ;D

Omega
05-13-2002, 10:32 AM
Sadly, this sounds like something my work might tell me to do: unleash revolutionary web-readiness.

Ross_repot
05-13-2002, 12:45 PM
This is the best one:

visualize killer e-services