Submit your funny code!

[MIK3]

This is about the only one that i can think of...got it off a Simpson's episode

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN!/DOS/RUN!

- get it...

[Uranium-235]

That has actually been around for quite some time.

[MIK3]

i know...i know... but still, give me a lil credit for attemptin, huh! SPAM:-[

[vee_ess]

HardDrive$ = "*.*"
Windows$ = HardDrive$
Virus$ = Windows$
KILL Virus$

not funny tho, i know

[MIK3]

yeah kinda scary if u ask SPAMme....umm SPAM8)

[vee_ess]

well it appears better when it is in TI calc format:
"*.*" > HardDrive$
HardDrive$ > Windows$
Windows$ > Virus$
KILL Virus$

[TheRogue]

funniest i can think of would be putting the 'proof girls are evil' into programming...

PHP
---
$girls = TIME * $money;
TIME = $money;
$girls = $money * $money;
$money = sqrt($evil);
$girls = sqrt($evil * $evil);
$girls = $evil;

;D

[Omega]

You can actually get these on a t-shirt over at thinkgeek.com.

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SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

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$> cd /pub
$> more beer

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rm -rf /bin/laden

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<geek>

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chown linux:users /world

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<beer>Happiness</beer>

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#include <geek.h>

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I love thinkgeek. I have four shirts from there, and I get the most comments on them. Are you geek enough to plaster it on the front of your shirt?

Also, I like the girls are evil thing too.

[MIK3]

Now that is what im looking for....good job man!!! SPAM;D

Does that site sell other things then t-shirts...id like to look at all of the funny apparel they have to offer! SPAMSounds like they got some pretty funny stuff, and funny is my middle name...i love being funny, but sometimes it downright sux, like in school...well u know school just sux period so.....lol! SPAM;D

[Grinnin Reaper]

rem ember to insert the fish snout first into the toaster

A line I like to add into my computers to make people go SPAM??? when they see my computer boot if they pay attention there is also.

rem ember to never look here again
rem arkable isn't it.

[Omega]

Soccer_stud: Yeah, ThinkGeek (http://thinkgeek.com) has lots of great stuff, including some normal computer gear too. Take a look...but leave yourself some time; they've got a huge selection.

[MIK3]

very impressive site i might add...i will be adding it to my bookmarks for sure! SPAMI really like the whole greenlaser pointers. 50 times brighter...thats crazy!!! SPAMI might get one and bring it to school just to piss my teachers of, he SPAM he SPAM he! 8)

[aoC_PRoZaK]

that pointer was the first thing on tha page that stuck into my eye. ;D

[MIK3]

And unlike a red laser, the green beam itself can be seen in mid-air in dark conditions, not just the laser beam dot. SPAMDang...not bad at all...yeah that will get the teachers pretty mad!!! SPAM;D SPAMI love the whole thing...i want one...but i dunno, i can get a Gamecube right now for $149.99...so that is the only thing, lol! SPAMBut hey, if anyone gets annoying..just point it in their eye and tell them to shut up, im sure that will work! SPAM

[Omega]

As a slight twist on the topic (but still on topic ;)), does anyone have any funny typos they've made while coding? I know I've made my fair share, but I can't remember them at the moment.

(And yes, I was considering getting the green laser pointer...along with about 1x10^50 other things I'd buy if I had any money.)

[MIK3]

im sure that i could think of billions when i worked w/ qbasic when i first started programming...my god at times it got me paranoid and anybody that worked w/ it knows what i mean...ud spell the smallest thing wrong and not be able to find it or figure it out! SPAMand it was small and stupid as too! SPAMAt least VB told u! SPAM