DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!

[Bear]

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! SPAMI looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! SPAMEven though I'm a manly man, it scared me so bad; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. SPAMIn all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone SPAMAnd...DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! SPAMDamn woman drivers...

[MIK3]

sounds like a bad situation...but im guessing that you must have had some talent to be driving a car with your knees, talking on a cell phone, drinking coffee, eating a dounut, and SHAVING!!!!! SPAMMan you must have been in a hurry or something cuz by the look of things id say that time wasnt on your side, unless that is your normal morning routine! Well at least she didnt hit you....then i bet you would be going all out!

[wizbones]

I was just about to flame you Bear as I started reading, but then I realized what you were doing and it all made perfect sense.

In fact I almost ran off the road reading this post on my PDA, nearly knicked the lady driving next to me who appeared to be changin her clothes heading down the freeway.

After reading your post I'll have to pay more atention to what the other drivers are doing now SPAM;D

[Bear]

sounds like a bad situation...but im guessing that you must have had some talent to be driving a car with your knees, talking on a cell phone, drinking coffee, eating a dounut, and SHAVING!!!!! SPAMMan you must have been in a hurry or something cuz by the look of things id say that time wasnt on your side, unless that is your normal morning routine! Well at least she didnt hit you....then i bet you would be going all out!


Well it wasn't me driving it was just something I read SPAM:)

But I have to do mailhanling wilst driving as I'm working
as a postman delivering mail in rural areas SPAM:P

[MIK3]

oh my bad...well still this "guy" doing all this stuff needs to leave his house apparel and routines for home and not bring it to work w/ him. SPAMIt seems to me that this guy was a bit distracted from the road...how do we know that hewas infact the one on her side. SPAMIt is true that the lady was probably on the wrong side...but it seemed that this guy had about six times as much tasks to do while driving then she did...but still i would be angry as well...i mean the whole SPAMcoffee scenario...thats were id cut the line! SPAM>:(

[vee_ess]

There is actually scientific proof that women make worse drivers...American Frontier did a special on it and my Auto instructor played it cuz there was a problem in the garage and we couldn't go there.

[MIK3]

i know same here...i heard about a clinical study at a university that proved that theory of women being more recless drivers...then again any women would deny that matter...but then again...why are there insurance lower then males!?! SPAM>:( SPAM(well in my state anyway) SPAM Im sure that if men were the more reckless...they'd deny it as well!