im poor

my mom's broke
my dad's broke
my family's broke
im broke

my head is broken also...




well heres a classic blonde joke

theres this blonde girl that goes to school
on the first day...

she got home and told her mom,

Girl: "mommy mommy, we learned ABC today and everyone got to C but i got to A, B, C, D, E, F.. F"
"Is it because im blonde?"

Mom: "Yes dear, its because you are blonde"

Second day, she got home and told her mommy,

Girl: "Mommy Mommy, we learned 123 today and everyone got to 3 and i got to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 8"
"Is it because I am blonde?"

Mom: "Yes dear, its because you are blonde"

Third day, she got home and told her mommy,

Girl: "Mommy Mommy, we went swimming today and everyone's chest has no breast but i have 36D"
"Is it because I am blonde?"

Mom: "No dear, it is not because you are blonde"

..
..

"It is because you are 25 years old!"