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Old 03-31-2009, 09:28 AM
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Default Notes from the Scammer Files

I've decided that the ingenuity of the latest scam e-mails deserves some humorous responses. As such Ive taken to responding in kind. Without further ado I introduce you to our new weekly posting of NOTES FROM THE SCAMMER FILES, read and enjoy:
P.S. It would be unfortunate if this person's e-mail were spammed into oblivion.


Kindest Attention


I am Simon Richards, the account officer of a foreigner named Mr.
Christopher Adler, who was oil
Consultant/contractor with Shell Petroleum Corporation. Moreover before
his untimely death, he was actively
involved in Oil {Petroleum} Exploration/Export business here in UK On the
5th of January 2003, Mr. Christopher
Adler died with heart related complication. we sent a routine notification
to his forwarding address but got
no reply. Several enquiries to locate any of his extended relatives, has
proved unsuccessful. I decided to
trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family
but of no avail, hence I contacted you.

The total sum, US$26,850,000.00 is still in our bank and the interest is
being rolled over with the principal sum
at the end of each year. In accordance with the British Banking Laws and
constitution, if an account is declared
unserviceable by the bank, the money will be reverted to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies
as the next of Kin to claim the funds, and at the end of the day end up in
the pocket of those selfish big shots in

That is why I am seeking for your consent/cooperation to present you as
the foreign partner to stand as the Next
of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at
US$26,850,000.00 million dollars can be
paid to you. The sharing ratio will be, 50% to me and 45% to you, while 5%
should be for expenses or tax as your
government may require. I have all necessary legal documents that can be
used to back up any claim we may
make. All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to
enable us see this deal through. I guarantee
that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

If you are really interested in this offer email me back at This transaction shall commence
immediately there is interest from you.

Yours Faithfully,

Simon Richards
Allied Bank Phils. UK


Kindest Ignorance,

Subject: Beneficiary of a United States Education $Priceless

I am Abdulla Ya Mama, the gun toting maniac of a house near you. I would
like to inform you that your buttocks have now become the obsession of my
crosshairs. Wave them incorrectly and I will be happy to ventillate your
excretion organs so that you may thus forth produce an AMAZING 2X as much
from two separate locations. Act now by removing my address from your
offensive scamming excrement as this is a LIMITED TIME OFFER! If you dont
act soon I will have to exchange the tool of my choice for something much
much LARGER with the ability to perforate your cave, hovel, hole in the
ground, rat shack, or west african hut. Upgrade now and save your
excrement organ before its too late!

Yours Faithlessly,
Hannibal Lecter, Africa West

Last edited by Jason : 03-31-2009 at 09:31 AM.
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