I congradulate soccer on his winnings, may i be lucky enough to have a chance at winning also.

We did not choose the winners based on the humorous quality of their jokes. We just randomly picked two people who posted in this thread and that had a total of 10 posts.

congrats to da winnaz- soccer_stud and Cplndave you guys rock!

Stop talking like this contest is over. We still have 20+ prizes to give way!

Keep with it guys...

my comp sucks, 14fps on the ut demo, on the worst graphic setting, and the frequent restarts... a heatsink or sumtin would really help me out... :biggrin:

heres my "funny" joke:





little johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "is God male or female?"

after thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "well, honey, God is both male and female."

this confuses little johnny, so he asks, "is God black or white?"

"well, God is both black and white."

this further confuses him so he asks, "is God gay or straight?"

at this the mother is getting concerned, but answers, "honey, God is both gay and straight."

little Johnnys face suddentely lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "mom, is God michael jackson?"

This is such a good idea to get us to keep posting on the site. It also helps with getting new people to sign up with Techware Labs.
My XP system is always restarting by itself. I think i have a problem with the video card. So, it would be nice if i could get a new video card.

Possability of winninga free prize? Great. I'm up for that.
I lost my job do to the 911 thing. Working for much, much less pay now, but I'm working and making some mony so I guess it aint all that bad.

I also congradulate soccer_stud and chaplndave for being the first ones to win.

please, please, please, please let me have something, a one day winner, i just lost my job and cant find another one, please, i despratly need the burner or the memory please. :cry: :cry:

My machine is obsolete need any new stuff badly
or I will feel as old as I am.