The chicken shall inherit the system
 

I recently got a flatscreen monitor (2001fp) and I was very happy to see it. It was downstairs waiting for me when i got home from school one day. I ran it upstairs and tore it open.

To my amusement and disgust there was a suprise inside...see the photos. Note I DID NOT plant that there. It was in the box when I opened it....

Your kidding right? Who sent it to you?

I neglected to mention this....DELL sent it....

send the pics to dell. I can't wait to see their response, assuming you ever get any. Or dell kills you to prevent you from leaking this to the press :rolleyes:

Already sent it to slashdot.

Emailed dell. If I dont get a reply in a week I am going to call them. Maybe I can score an Axim or something.....

that's HILARIOUS!
but, I am not 100% sure I believe you....
I mean... they have time to eat chicken at dell?

That's it, next time I see a Dell computer I'm checking for grease stains!

I swear jason, the chicken was inside the box.

LOL

i can just see this fat dell worker eating on the job when the boss starts comming his way. "o... sh*%, where can i hide my chicken" He throws it into a box right befor the boss comes in...

So as the boss leaves he takes a nap.... :sleep:

THE END

funny stuff

Dear Customer,

Thank you for contacting Dell Online Customer Care.

Please accept my apologies for the difficulties encountered . I assure you
that your situation is not indicative of the quality service Dell is capable
of providing. I am truly sorry that we were not able to provide an
experience that was completely satisfactory to you.

Should you have any further queries please do not hesitate to reply to this
mail directly.




Got a response...I think I will call them tommorow.....