Linux Is A Big Ball Of Epic Fail
 

"Jane: Hey, I heard about this thing called “Linux”, do you know anything about it?
Jack: Sure! I’ll tell you anything you want to know. Ask away.
Jane: It’s free, right?
Jack: Yes, absolutely!
Jane: Cool! So they give it away for free at the computer store?
Jack: Well, no..
Jane: How do you get it then?
Jack: You have to download [...]"