Daily Banter
 

[23:00] JasnTWL: im thinking of patenting a new design

[23:00] JasnTWL: you know those IV bags they give you in the hospital

[23:00] JasnTWL: ?

[23:01] JasnTWL: you know what Im talking about right

[23:01] paintballchump10: yeah

[23:01] JasnTWL: the hanging ones that drip

[23:01] JasnTWL: yeah

[23:01] paintballchump10: a drip bag

[23:01] JasnTWL: fill that #$^# up with a mixture of caffine and scotch

[23:01] JasnTWL: call it party in a bag

[23:01] paintballchump10: drip party

[23:01] paintballchump10: lol;

[23:01] JasnTWL: your drunk and high at the same time

[23:01] JasnTWL: main line the $%&*

[23:02] JasnTWL: bypass the entire drinking ordeal

[23:02] JasnTWL: go right into the vein

[23:02] JasnTWL: i want a bag

[23:02] JasnTWL: hell I want 10

[23:02] JasnTWL: we can even have light bags for the wussies

[23:02] JasnTWL: filled with decaf and milwaukees best

[23:03] JasnTWL: of course the morning after is your deal entirely

[23:03] JasnTWL: you probably wont make it out of bed

[23:03] JasnTWL: just roll your @$$ straight into the coffin

[23:03] JasnTWL: sort of kills the repeat customers eh?

[23:03] JasnTWL: literally

[23:03] JasnTWL: ok so bad idea

[23:04] JasnTWL: need a new patent idea, get working on it

[23:04] JasnTWL: I want you to think high cash flow and crap design

[23:04] JasnTWL: basically the business model of all big companies