Daily Banter
 

Justin [1:11 PM]: "i can has soda?"... "no, u cannot has soda. i don't like those new funky
quarters. go ask my brother downstairs"...

*goes downstairs*... "will u take my quarter?". "why, yes, i'll take it.
what soda u want? diet dew? sorry, i don't have that. here's ur money back,
i gave u a new quarter cuz my brother's retarded"....

*goes back upstairs*... "i have another quarter"... "okay, i like this one.
here's ur diet dew."