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My favorite quote is...

"That Mr. Anderson is the sound of inevitability"
-The Matrix

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"The Maximum effective Range of an excuse is Zero point Zero Meters"

- My Drill Instructer from 1983 Ft Dix NJ


"If you don't learn something new everyday, it's cause you aint breathin!!"

- Me  8)

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"If at first you don't succeed...redifine success!"

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There are only two rules you need to remember
Rule #1. The boss is always right
Rule #2. If you think the boss is wrong see rule #1.

My first boss

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
-Einstein

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
-Yoda

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
-Napoleon

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
-Isaac Asimov

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. "
-Tom Clancy  

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"The only problem with the gene pool is that there is not lifegaurds..." -Darwin

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"When does the hurting stop?" Bill a caracter in the Thunderlizards.

"When you reach the bottom of the barrel you discover it can be moved and someone hands you a shovel?"me

"Does this mean we're not friends anymore." Doc Holiday in Tombstone

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"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
    -Illmatic (a compainion i used to play a game with)

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Idle hands are the devil's workshop. ( Grandma )

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Small problem? Small hammer.
Big problem? Big hammer.

The world aint' all that complicated...