Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

Zen Haiku for Computer Users

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: Each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, 5 in the third line. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

*

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

*

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

*

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

*

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

*

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

*

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

*

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

*

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

*

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

*

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

*

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

*

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

*

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

*

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank....

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Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

HAHAH!! Man what got into these guys, yeah im sure that everyone that reads these pointless hikus will have a pinpoint area of their computer in which the error exists...lmao!  HAHA!

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

Put a smile on the face before heading home.

Thanks Jinx

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

yeah really...how did u manage to find something like this and do they actually use these kind of messages... if so make sure to tell me the OS so i dont get it, haha!  :D

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

put a smile on my face too ;D

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

Tell me about it...every time i post a reply on this thread...i read all of them and every single time I cant help my self in cracking up!!!  Geeze these are good, u sure didnt bring a smile to my face, you brough a good laugh out of me!! Good job!

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

poetry and pain often go hand in hand,
windows and crashes too.
i would love my pc if it would churn out such cool sentence.

that really rox ;D


[quote author=jinx link=board=general&num=1023927839&start=0#0 date=06/12/02 at 19:23:59]
Zen Haiku for Computer Users

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank....

[/quote]
this one simply is the best

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

haha!  are they saying that computers will never have enough memory...haha!  They are very funny...one day there will be super-computers made that will hold more memory that we little techies can handle!          - i like though....

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me new rig gonna have 512 schweet megs uv speeed-luvin 1066 mhz Kingston Value RDRAM ;D

Re: Ah ! The beauty of Japanese poetry !
 

not bad.......not bad at all -=aoC|PRoZaK=-, hope it all worx out for u and if it does...hope u can handel all that!  haha!  lucky you.... ;D