Submit your funny code!
 

This is about the only one that i can think of...got it off a Simpson's episode

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN!/DOS/RUN!

- get it...

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

That has actually been around for quite some time.

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

i know...i know... but still, give me a lil credit for attemptin, huh!  :-[

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

HardDrive$ = "*.*"
Windows$ = HardDrive$
Virus$ = Windows$
KILL Virus$

not funny tho, i know

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

yeah kinda scary if u ask  me....umm  8)

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

well it appears better when it is in TI calc format:
"*.*" > HardDrive$
HardDrive$ > Windows$
Windows$ > Virus$
KILL Virus$

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

funniest i can think of would be putting the 'proof girls are evil' into programming...

PHP
---
$girls = TIME * $money;
TIME = $money;
$girls = $money * $money;
$money = sqrt($evil);
$girls = sqrt($evil * $evil);
$girls = $evil;

;D

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

You can actually get these on a t-shirt over at thinkgeek.com.

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SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

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$> cd /pub
$> more beer

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rm -rf /bin/laden

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<geek>

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chown linux:users /world

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<beer>Happiness</beer>

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#include <geek.h>

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I love thinkgeek. I have four shirts from there, and I get the most comments on them. Are you geek enough to plaster it on the front of your shirt?

Also, I like the girls are evil thing too.

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

Now that is what im looking for....good job man!!!  ;D

Does that site sell other things then t-shirts...id like to look at all of the funny apparel they have to offer!  Sounds like they got some pretty funny stuff, and funny is my middle name...i love being funny, but sometimes it downright sux, like in school...well u know school just sux period so.....lol!  ;D

Re: Submit your funny code!
 

rem ember to insert the fish snout first into the toaster

A line I like to add into my computers to make people go  ??? when they see my computer boot if they pay attention there is also.

rem ember to never look here again
rem arkable isn't it.