It would make it harder to get more sponsor's and donated stuff if you started setting your freebies on fire.  Still you ought to have a "crap hardware that burns well" section.  By the way are ya'll needin' any help?  I'm not the world's greatest writer but I enjoy adding humor to all I do.  As soon as I get access to a digital camera I'm going to write a mod for clearing up memory full problems.  It involves a stick of ram and a 3/8" drill.  I figure if I can add drain holes to every memory chip it should let the memory "drain" and it won't fill up any more.  Whut do ya think??