[Keefe]

The soon to be patented Skallas Wearable ATM. So you're going out and need some money? Put this on and watch all those expensive banking fees turn into a small fortune. Set the time-lock harness for 4 hours (only way to remove it would be to either destroy the machine or dismemeber your corpse) and go outside a club, sports event, or wherever people need money and where you can provide a cheaper ATM experience. The machines in Wrigley field want at least $2 per transaction, set yourself to $1.50 and start hollaring, "Get your money here! Money here! $1.50 fee!" Glow-in-the-dark and child-sized models coming soon. Email me about pricing, fees, and sizing information.