taken from the spam song (this is an email joke)

Morning

Morning

Well what ya got

Well, theres porn
ads bacon and porn
porn and spam
porn ads and spam porn porn
offers porn and spam
cookies porn spam porn
cookies offers porn and spam

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Have you got anything with out porn?

Well theres ads bacon and porn that hasnt got much porn in it

I dont want ANY Porn
Could you do me ads bacon and porn without the porn then?

blehh

whaddaya mean blehh I DONT LIKE PORN!!!

Dont worry dear ill have ur porn i love it

Im having porn porn porn porn porn porn solicitaions porn porn

solication are off

can i have porn instead?

you mean porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn?

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sorry if this get blocked i thought everyone migt like it

If theres some laughs ill reveal who i am

if this tanks i wanna keep my integrity intact