I know some people inhere would call this cowboy americal talk but it is how I feel how about you ?? *LOL*

THE "BAD AMERICAN"!!!
>
> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I
> am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> family, not some mid level governmental functionary
> be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that
> way, damn it!
>
> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it
> makes you a smart American.
>
> I think being a minority does not make you noble
> or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac,
> try to do it in English.
>
> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of
> July.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any
> more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In
> fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
> your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you
> haven't begun to be enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
> her God when and where they want to.
>
> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
> and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
> arguing about it.
>
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
> those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off
> during these long winters and paying, paying,
> paying?
>
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't
> wander forty years In the desert after getting
> chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
> been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
> So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
>
> I want to know which church is it exactly where
> the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets
> his money, and why he is always part of the problem
> and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your
> sorry ass if you're running from them.
>
> I also think they have the right to pull your ass
> over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what
> color you are.
>
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
> works, I don't want you deciding who should be
> running the most powerful nation in the world for
> the next four years.
>
> I dislike those people standing in the
> intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to
> guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
> These people should be targets.
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise
> a child, it takes two parents.
>
> And what the hell is going on with gas prices...
> again?
>
> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a
> BAD American.
>
> If you are a BAD American too, please forward this
> to everyone you know.
>
> We need our country back!