Just a few things I found intersting is that all haking tools can be removed through the add/remove program box I can see this.

IE explorer
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Works
128-bit encryption cracker
Fuzzzy pink bunny slippers
Computer hacking for Dummies
Pentagon Hacking 1.2 (Beta)

And I would love to see those 3rd world kids in the clean room developing x86 chip processors.  And the wonderful Intel chips with built in Anti-Hacking features (that is technically called Thermal instability and most people consider it a design flaw.)

AO He!! as GREAT ISP that blows the credibility right there.

Comet cursor is hacking software just not in the way he means it to be considered it actually is Spy-ware.

And how many hackers need a cutting edge video-card to hack a computer.

The quake and Linux comments are just to absurd to comment on.  Just one Redneck's opinion.

Now I need to add more gas to modem to transmit this.