Post your funney tech quotes...

Here are some that i have found over that past few years:

what we have here is a basic chair to keyboard interface problem

C8H10N4O2 is my best friend *formula for caffeine*

BYTE me.

You can laugh at me now, but in a few years you will be working for me.

10: Print BLOW ME
20: Goto 10

I do 90 WPM and I'm not a secretary.

Alt F4. Try it, you'll like it.

Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

The day Micro$oft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they start building vacuum cleaners.

Help increase the average IQ. Sleep with a geek.

[Uranium-235]

soon I'm gonna use another program to make a window that says...


"The computer cannot function with a llama at the keyboard. Please reseat user"

when the last oil company has gone down and the last gasoline station has closed its doors, you´ll notice that you can´t by beer from greenpeace at 4 o clock in the morning. ;D

What man can put together, man can take apart.

R-Square the user. (R-Square = Remove and Replace)

An ID:10=T error has occured. Probable cause: HW short between the KB and the chair

Windows, A
    32-bit shell for a
    16 bit operating system originally designed for an
    8-bit processor, based on a
    4-bit processor, made by a
    2-bit company, that can't stand
    1-bit of competition

ey techman, i told that micro$oft joke to my friends and one of them nearly *wrecked* his pants (you know what i mean). ;D ;D ;D

'press any key'

'wheres the any key?'

One can have fun with command.com
by editing messages.
example: any key =  new key (or whatever)
I belive one has to keep it to the same count of
letters as in original message.
Actually in the big thick book "Inside MsDos 6.22"
they suggest it to make your computer safe
to change the del command to led.
;D

you mean assign to the led, so it can´t be pressed?
funny funny ;D