Daily Banter

[JackW]

Justin [10:06 AM]: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/new-photo-of-the-montauk-monster

Justin [10:07 AM]: seriously, it's been "news" since like thursday

Jason [10:07 AM]: lol

Jason [10:07 AM]: define "news"

Justin [10:07 AM]: these days, it's resorting to idiotic crap to get ratings up

Justin [10:08 AM]: i went for breakfast, and they were talking about the montauk monster on
fox... and immediately after, they were talking about where puff daddy got
his nickname

Justin [10:08 AM]: ...and after that, the appropriate diet to get pregnant in ur 40s

Jason [10:10 AM]: lol well the new picture makes it look like a dog, but the old one looks
like the lockness monster got rowdy with a pug

Justin [10:12 AM]: the joke about it being biologically created is that there's a known
facility on a nearby island that's rumored to do those experiments

Jason [10:12 AM]: which is funny because they said Plum Island and I though Cinnebar Island
from pokemon, then I'm going "maybe it's a pokemon"

Justin [10:12 AM]: ......... you're special