Politics

[Prometheus]

What Are Politics?

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

[Jason425]

lmao.. did you make that up?

[Uranium-235]

no, he didn't

[Jason425]

didn't think so.. was going to point out that he should maybe not blatantly plagiarize as he has done alot lately. That he should at least say it wasn't his, if not giving credit. :/

[StinkyMojo]

Ive heard a slightly different version in my political science class last year at BCC,

Its the truth though....

[Prometheus]

sorry
no credit to give got it in an email

[Jason425]

well then i give credit to keefe.. dunno why.. i just do.....