GameCube for a 15 yo girl?

http://www.voy.com/82345/80.html

some ppl there says it would be best to get the girl a dildo so its more healthy

but im thinking...
u know those iFeel mouse from logitech with force feedback??

im guessing some 1 is using that too...
or maybe sitting on a force feedback joystick...

but on the idea of mom providing a tool...

"mom buys a dildo for her teenage daughter"
did i just say that or did i copy it from a porn site???

using the gamecube this way is just wrong... cant get the controller all stinky....