Microsoft offered me a job

[Uranium-235]

jason, leave em alone

smart kid, cause M$ would be more intreasted if you knew ASP or .net, microsoft dosen't care much for PHP. I know PHP, some linux

I know heavily CSS, HTML, Javascript, and especially PHP (I would be considered a guru in PHP). I've made several websites, and made some hefty additions to this one. In addition, I know how to build, repair, troubleshoot, hardware, software, and a multitude of other things. No job offers at all.