Webcam Border Control

[Triumph]

Apparently my great governor Rick Perry has announced that Texas is going to spend 5 million dollars implementing WEB CAMERAS along a 1000 mile stretch of Texas borders. These web cams will be publicly accessible so you or I can monitor them and report to the proper agency when you see someone trying to cross.

I don't know if this is pure genius or pure craziness. I think it makes more sense than building a wall people can walk around, though.