Re: Term of the day : Spook words :)
Ooooh, I like a good spook word story.
I'll try my hand at it.
ALOUETTE EXECUTIVE EVENT SECURITY
A Short Story by Omega
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One day as I was DEBUGGING my MACINTOSH FIREWALLS, I stumbled upon records showing that an ANONYMOUS PLAYBOY KEEBLER elf attempted to WIRE TRANSFER E-CASH through a COWBOY MIDDLEMAN in the SEARS TOWER. This disgruntled me, as it showed that my LAMMA FREEDOM was finally WACKENHUTTed. Needless to say, I immediately packed up my 69 lbs of REAL COCAINE and ORTEGA tacos and left for KOSOVO. JIANG ZEMIN was nice enough to meet me at the submarine base, where I packed my SUPERCOMPUTER and PROPAGANDA safely into the overhead compartment of the JUILIETT CLASS SUBMARINE on which I was traveling. Luckily EUB, USP, PCS, NRO, NSOF, DC7, ISI, INR, INS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, BOSS, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, JITEM, SADF, TUSA, LITE, PKK, SI SMI, ISG, FIS, MSW, UOP, SSCI, NIMA, HAMASMOIS, SVR, SIN, SAP, OAU, PFS, AG, CESID, my 42 pet gerbils were able to stay with BUGS BUNNY while I would be away. COLONEL WANK had a RAPID REACTION once I boarded, and immediately set his course for PANAMA, which would be our stop so we could load up on NAILBOMBs from TONY POE. SECURE INTERNET CONNECTIONS were necessary so we could buy a PANAMAnian DICTIONARY off eBay though.
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Tune in next week for the conclusion of
ALOUETTE EXECUTIVE EVENT SECURITY
A Short Story by Omega
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