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Spook Word Story #1
one day SCULLY and JACK began some COMPUTER TERRORISM down in KOSOVO. SCULLY saw a UFO in the distance while JACK was at a nearby RENO casino hittin 777. Listening to some ENIGMA, they both thought about being some REAL SPIES. So they left from RENO in there RX-7, back to there MAFIA. Once there they noticed that the 2.3 OZ of COCAINE had a big IMPACT on their CREDIT CARD. So their BOSS, a former ASSASINATE from the city of NOWHERE, had to ADVISE ALLADIN to get back on his flyin carpet. SCULLY then stole some BEEF outta JACK's GARBAGE and they soon got back in their RX-7 to head home to BLACKLISTED 411 UTOPIA. Once there, JACK got eaten by a BADGER and SCULLY HACKED her own SUPERCOMPUTER. She got so EVIL that she took a PAPERCLIP to her CURLY haired head. She and JACK were doomed to the INTERNET UNDERGROUND for eternity where REAL DEMESTIC DISRUPTION was brought to their lives. Yes they were turned into REAL GORILLAS!!! No one has heard of them since.....