Making words out of phone numbers

[vee_ess]

yeah, false advertising reels in big bucks...not uncommon for false advertising to go to 50 mil

[MIK3]

well thats just pretty crazy if u ask me...yeah i would have to say that the #1 reeler in for the money would have to be human ignorance!!! lol!

[Omega]

Oooh, we should get 1-800-638-7664. Actually, it appears to be taken, but no one answers the phone (on Saturdays at least).

Wait, the latest information regarding the owner of 1-800-638-7664 is as follows:
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Etonic Fatta Br
HUNT VALLEY, MD 21031
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I think you know what to do :P.

[vee_ess]

Yeah, that would be cool...1-800-NET-SMOG! Plus by the time hardwarepub is back, which will comeback sometime as law takes some time but works in the longrun, we could also get...1-800-4273-9273 or 1 800 HARDWARE

i got whored too. the whored the whore, this is blasphemy >