ThinkGeek.com offers new products starting April 1, 2006

[Jason]

* USB Tanning Center ($24.99): Geeks are notoriously pale no more!
With this easy-to-install UV light, anyone can achieve that deep, dark
island tan without having to leave their desktop.
* BuzzAire(tm) ($12.99): For those who feel their double mocha
latte with an extra shot of espresso just does not cut it any more, this
device offers a quick blast of super-caffeinated oxygen for a buzz that
no coffee can compete with.
* The Screened Sphorb(tm) ($39.99): In a recent survey conducted
by ThinkGeek.com, 100 out of 100 people rated this as the number one
product in the world. Unfortunately, words alone can not describe the
greatness the Screened Sphorb(tm) possesses.
* Grow Your Own "1UP" Mushroom Kit ($9.99): Finally, Super Mario
Brothers lovers can grow their own green and white polka dot mushroom.
Who says you have to collect 100 coins to obtain an extra life?
* Wireless Extension Cords ($34.99): Tired of tripping over the
tangled mess of wires from all your peripherals? These highly
anticipated wireless extension cords provide power to any unit within
100 feet of any outlet. Users are seriously urged not to cross between
transmitter and receiver.
* The iZilla ($499.99): The end all, be all of digital music
players, the iZilla has two terabytes of memory, capable of storing over
600,000 songs in every available format. This handsome, white briefcase
weighs just a touch over 30 pounds, is Bluetooth and Wi Fi enabled and
runs on 16 'D' batteries.

Im buying about 100 of the Grow Your Own "1UP" Mushroom Kit. LIVE FOREVER!