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Old 10-09-2002, 12:16 AM
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PUZZLE

One night, this blonde calls up her boyfriend. "Honey, I need your
help. I am trying to do this puzzle, and I just can't get any of the
pieces to fit. Not even one."

So the boyfriend asks, "What's the puzzle of, dear?"

"Well the picture on the box is a tiger."

So now the boyfriend is really interested and agrees to come over and
help her, figuring he'll get a little lovin' afterwards. He gets to
her house and goes inside, and he looks at the table and says, "For
heaven's sake, woman! Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!

MAN'S SEX LIFE

It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over
and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was
horrified. "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was
very adamant, that was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years. "But I
don't need twenty years," he protested, "ten is plenty for me."

Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other ten?" The monkey
graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion,
like the monkey, wanted only ten. Again, the man spoke up, "'Can I
have the other ten?" The lion told him of course he could.

Then came the donkey, and he was given twenty years - but like the
others, ten was sufficient and again man pleaded, "Can I have the
other ten?" The donkey said that he could.

This explains why man has twenty years of normal sex life, plus ten
years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it, and ten years
of making an a** of himself.
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Old 10-11-2002, 08:00 PM
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Here's one for any electronics freaks...

Two Vanadium atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

Wow that's funny...

Mac_Forever, there's something wrong with your signature...
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Old 10-12-2002, 12:14 AM
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Wow, EnigmaticPhoenix, you havent been around alot, i think ive seen one or two of your posts waaaaaaaaaay back...good to see you back, and yes Mac_forever, i think there is something wrong w/ ur sig unless that was part of you post?
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Old 10-12-2002, 12:49 AM
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I didn't know I had a sig file. That is just wierd. Thanks for telling me you guys.
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Old 10-12-2002, 03:12 AM
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I don't think it had anything to do with your sig, but in your message it had "code:" twice at the very bottom.
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Old 10-13-2002, 12:56 AM
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I saw it on my first message, but no of the others.
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