Caffinated Ramblings

Recurring

Error

Generation

Extrapolation

Data

Interface

Technology



Using this technology in conjunction with a Win 95 box running as OS/2 emulator sufficient amount of data can be obtained to obtain accurate information. By applying simple extrapolation rules along with exponential algorithms it is possible to weed through all the wrong error's and find the right answer faster than waiting for the right one.  We all know that Windows can give us an error in less that .25 seconds yet it can take up to 30 seconds to find the right one. This means we can get approximately 120 wrong answers in the time it takes to find one right one. Using algorithms developed from the technology of recurring factors in exponential errors we find that the numbers 3.1, 95, 98, and 2000 occur in 99.5 percent of all error’s. After factoring this in we find we can rule out 6,926,640,000 possible wrong answers.  After adjusting for the letters XP and ME we find that there is only a few answers left.  Linux and apple. Apples can rot and have worms in them so they can also be eliminated unless they are preserved. This leaves Linux as the answer but Linux spelled backwards is xunil and I don't speak French so I'm going to drink a Mt.Dew and Drool on my electric blanket.

[Uranium-235]

ummm ok. Did you mean to spell "regedit". I'm sure you did. I'm confused, and scared.

[Keefe]

This is way too weird for me!

[wizbones]

So I wasn't just dreaming someone else was thinking the same thing too.

I'm going to go finish off my 2 liter bottle of Lemon Diet Coke now.. and just hope I don't eventually end up in a babbling confusion.. YIKES!!!

[Uranium-235]

Fact: Tea has much more caffeen then any kinda of coke does. I bet you ramblings are due to the sugar.

[Keefe]

Caffine...the breakfast of champions!