computer abc's

[Prometheus]

ABCs of Computers
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer, F)reak out?

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Air conditioned computer. Please keep WINDOWS closed.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.

Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER

BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.

C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW!

Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!

CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Do you like me for my brain or my baud?

Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.

Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.

"E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it."

Finish your mail packet! Children are off-line in India.

God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

grep..grep..grep... (Frog with UNIX stuck in its' throat)

"I came, I saw, I deleted all your files." - Julius Caesar, Jr.

Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...

Honey, I Formatted the Kid!

How do I set my laser printer on "stun"?

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

LSD: virtual reality without the expensive hardware.

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.

Memory dump: Amnesia...

Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...

Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!

"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI?"

Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.

My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.

My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.

My computer NEVER cras@%^&(&%$@

Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\

Nice computers don't go down.

No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.

Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.

Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!

Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)

SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.

Spellchecker not found. Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!

Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...

Terminal glare: A look that kills...

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec^2.

<-------- The information went data way -------->

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'.

"The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present format."
CCCP:> format CCCP: /u

The world's coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.

This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.

"Today's subliminal thought is: "

To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue running TAKELEAK.EXE? (Y/N)

Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is disallowed.

USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...

Yo-yo: Something occasionally up but normally down (see also "computer").

Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

Your password is pitifully obvious.

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"

29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.

[StinkyMojo]

"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

thats funny

[Jason425]

ok.. got confused a few lines down.. what does that have to do with abc's?