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BreathKey Digital Breath Alcohol Tester
Conditions of Use (from Breathkey.com):
"The BAC results from the BreathKey or from any breathalyzer cannot be used on their own to determine whether or not you are impaired or if you are safe to drive. Only you can make that determination. In addition, no breathalyzer can assure that you will not get arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. You can be arrested for DUI with a BAC that is less than the legal limit. Also note that you could have a higher BAC reading even a few minutes after using any breathalyzer, depending on how much you have had to drink and on when you stopped drinking. However, when used properly the BreathKey will give you a reasonably accurate measurement of your blood alcohol level. This can be very useful information when considered together with all of the other factors that can affect whether or not you are impaired.
Remember that it is always safest when you Do Not Drink and Drive!
OmegaPoint Systems makes no warranties, express or implied, as to the ability of this device to determine whether a user is intoxicated or able to operate machinery or a motor vehicle in a safe manner."
Review Stipulations:
The review you are about to see was all fun and games. It is an accurate review, and a good example of how alcohol affects the human body. TechwareLabs assumes no responsibility for what you do with yourself and alcohol. Do NOT watch our video, decide drinking and driving is fine, and go get yourself killed. Our lawyers won't fall for that. None of the reviewers in the video drove home afterwards, and another breath test was performed the morning after to ensure safe driving conditions.
Review:
Today, we decided against our normal reviews with pictures and explanations, we have no proof of actually testing the product! The TechwareLabs staff has gotten together to provide support for this event, and it will be done as a video review. Readers...enjoy. We used the following alcohol:
- Parrot Bay - 42 proof
- DiSaronno - 56 proof
- Cruzan Black Cherry Rum - 55 proof
- Bailey's Irish Cream - 34 proof
- Smirnoff Green Apple Vodka - 70 proof
- Myer's Rum - 80 proof
- W.L. Weller Whiskey - 90 proof
- Spiked Chocolate Milk = 2 shots Bailey's, 2 shots DiSaronno, 2 shots Chocolate Milk, ice
- Whiskey Sour = W.L. Weller Whiskey + Mr. and Mrs. T Whiskey Sour Mix
For the record, 1 jigger = 2 shots. After a certain amount of alcohol was imbibed, we waited 20 minutes before taking a reading. The BreathKey suggests this, so a more accurate reading can be taken. None of the reviewers in the video went home afterwards, a crash on the couch cures all. Enjoy!
Part 1
Part 2
Somewhere towards the end of part 2, Justin failed horribly. It sent him to worship the porcelain god for roughly 3 hours. Let's laugh at his expense...
Part 3 / Justin's Epic Fail