Away messege?

[MIK3]

I hear you man. Here are my three and only three.

Bathroom
Hey, I gotta make the good ol' bladder a whole lot gladder. Be back in a while. LaTa!

Eating
Hey, I'm eating so that I can re-fuel myself and absorb what you unfortunately have to say. Heh. J/M. I'll be back in 20 mins.

I'm Lost (Away One)
Hey. I'm lost. I have gone to go look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait. Thx. And leave a message lazy ass. J/M.

There is no need for 15 away messages.