I wonder if the judge will dress as Yoda during sentencing.
It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller’s throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash.
Sense of Humor – Check
Helmet – Check
Lightsabre – Damnit someone stole my lightsabre again and now all I have is this mundane gun!
Quotes from Darth During the heist: (if you have some to contribute please put them in the coments)
“I find your interest rate. . . disturbing”
“At last we meet again, now give me the money you owe bit**!”
He need the money to build a new Death Star and wage war to the Republic once more.
comments on this one should be interesting.
No…I am your robber!
Search your feelings…I want the money!
Do you have a twin sister?
Fill the bag with the money…oh, and do you have any Death Star plans?
Bring Capt. Solo, the Wookie, and the money to me.
You must give me all the money and the shirts off your backs. Pray I do not alter the deal any further.
The Emperor is not as nice a robber as I am.